Arnold’s Secret shame!
As this information may well by now be leaked: to you the public, I think it is incumbent upon me to come clean on the matter of my secret shame.
When I meet friends and strangers in the street they can have no idea of the extreme perversity of the fellow they have before them. Yes it is true; I have on many occasions’ worn socks with Knackered elastic. Little do people realise that below the everyday rigger boots which I have taken to wearing; my socks have completely slid to the toe end; leaving my toe’s nakedly cavorting and writhing.
How could I have known airport security would ask me to remove my boots? And that the matter would be there on CCTV for all to see. The security guy seemed astonished as my feet appeared to be twice as long as my boots and then on realising the elastic had gone on my socks turned his head away from me in disgust. To make matters worse dust and gravel fell out of my boots as he passed them through the scanner. I would just like to say on behalf of my family it is not poverty which has driven me to this, but a perverse excitement from secret nakedness. I am therefore withdrawing from public life and with the support of my dear wife and family I will seek the help I so desperately need.
Yours
Arnold the methodical
Your next steps are clear: find God, make a public confession (with apology), wait quietly for a few years and then appear on TV negotiating for the release of some hostages. You can recover from this.
Thank you, Max Clifford would have charged me a fortune for that advice.
For that and your excellent blog Iv’e put you on my blogroll, doesn,t sound half as good as payroll does it.
Thanks, Arnold – reciprocated!
I luv Borg. He looks like my cat Dr. Perky.
Borg is a genius. I can tell.
BFF,
Miss T
I think as long as you keep your desire to that of your feet you should be fine,most of the time any way.It is when it starts creeping up your legs that you should start to worry.
Have you thought about fur lined wellies?
Yes Mark but I didn’t imagine me wearing them,still worth a try.
Thanks on behalf of Borg. How does a cat get to be called Dr Perky. Well perky yes! but Dr ?
What a breath of fresh air this place of yours is after concurrent ‘makemoneyusingyourblog’ and ‘visithungary’ type sites on Blogmad.
had a real laugh,
hope france is coping.
Evan
Evan
Yes I agree.
I woudn’t mind if these ‘make money sites’ try to sell with a bit of style and make the sales pitch entertaining but the sites and blogs of some are so crappy. As one fellow blogger likes to say
“it really boils my piss”
Ps I hope France has not noticed I’m here yet